MC Chris rocks my world. He does nerdcore hip-hop. Correction: I don't think he does the voice of Meat Wad, but he was featured in an episode as the voice of MC P Pants. We got the first season of Aqua Teen Hunger Force on DVD, oh baby. For those of you who don't know what nerdcore hip-hop is, here is an example:
"Plaid pajama bottoms or plaid pleated skirts
everything girls wear makes me stare at the dirt
if I had balls I'd flirt with y'all in study hall
do the geek talk till your eyes roll back into your skull
but I'm a freak, spelled f-r-double-three-k
when you're walking my way with my pockets I play
I can't say what's yer name care to chat for a bit
it's me Brian that guy from that class, Russian lit?
care to sit, have a chip, care for some fun dip
Dostoyevsky doesn't impress me what you think of that shit?
but I don't I just twich and I itch in my pants
play my Gameboy Advance until she finally walks past
a mad dash to my crib where I get on my blog
in search of Spock-dot-com check it out if you want
that's the steam blowin' scene where I reign supreme
Webster's my Friendster, I run the message board for ween
it's a mental mall for teens it's a paradise on earth
but in a way it's like a curse faster than a Google search
I just sit here and drink beer while my roommate flirts
at some party with some hottie who's all into Fred Durst
it makes my heart burst and yet I do nothing
just get on the web and start bitchin' and frontin'
a dot com curmudgeon whose love life is sufferin'
it's the rope or the oven or the hope I find love in the end.
I am a lab rat
that is a sad fact
shining my test tubes
crying in restrooms
dorm life sucks if you've noplace to go
I call my mother every day and say I want to go home." -Ratz, MC Chris
8.30.2004
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